Sadie: Boger. Boger! Is that funny Benny?
Benny: No, Sadie. It's not funny.
Sadie: What do you want, Benny?
Benny: I want you to be nice and polite, just like Mother and Father, we all want you to be nice and stop saying bad words like Boger.
Sadie: What if I say... (MOMMY WHAT DO I WANT TO SAY?)
Me: Well, what do you want to say?
Sadie: SOMETHING PONITE LIKE MAY I PLEASE.
Me: You could say "May I please say Boger?"
Sadie: How 'bout DEVASTATE. Should I say devastate, Benny?
Benny: Yes. That is a nice, polite word. Good girl.
Devastate is the word I make them say instead of "kill" because I am a liberal owl-hugging communist earth-worshipper.
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