Benny and Sadie

We were driving past the hospital where Benny was born. We don't normally go down that road, so I pointed it out.

Me: Look, guys -- there's the hospital where Benny was born.
Benny: WOW! If I was Jesus, we'd be in Bethlehem!
Sadie: Yeah! And if I was God, I wouldn't be afraid of the dark!

And in my neurotic homeschooling mind, my first response was that I need to teach them to correctly use subjunctive tense.